31 replies to this topic

[Boca Man]

Three days after the election we are still counting votes, to get a top baseball team, we get rid if four top starters for A ball players, something is wrong here.

[squall]

The people who run local government all come from 3rd world countries where the local government is a joke. Basically, they are doing the best they can and working from experience.

[EricWiener]

No, we got rid of a perfectly workable punch card system that had no problems at all, just because it is not precise to 0.00001. This ignores the fact that humans are not precise beyond .005. Then we have added multiple rules, extra days, provisional horseshit, etc.

Then you take the corrupt jackasses of Miami-Dade, and they can manipulate long lines and multiple results to hide their 3rd world fraud.

[Miami_Marlins_fan]

I am already looking into launching a class action lawsuit against the Marlins and the Commissioners for Miami-Dade County for conspiracy to commit fraud.

[Piazza31]

I am already looking into launching a class action lawsuit against the Marlins and the Commissioners for Miami-Dade County for conspiracy to commit fraud.

Good luck with that Norman.

As sh*tty as this sounds you have no right to tell a private company how to run their business.

Even after allocating $360MM in hotel taxes to a publicly funded building for said private business.

Samson is a lawyer by trade. He's going to have your lawsuit thrown out before you get to the first hearing

[mystikol87]

I am already looking into launching a class action lawsuit against the Marlins and the Commissioners for Miami-Dade County for conspiracy to commit fraud.

A first-year lawyer with a dog bite scar is definitely the right man for this job!

[Miami_Marlins_fan]

There is already a government investigation into whether the Miami-Dade Commissioners colluded with Loria and committed fraud. Where there is smoke there is fire. I would not be surprised if in the end we find out that Loria bribed off some of the Commissioners to approve the deal without requesting the books from the Florida Marlins...all so he can inflate the value of the team and run off with a sweet profit after gutting it.

[Piazza31]

Where there is smoke there is fire. .

That's right, where there's smoke, there's you getting higher.

[EricWiener]

If there is a Miami-Dade public project you can bet there were bribes.

[el penguino]

I am already looking into launching a class action lawsuit against the Marlins and the Commissioners for Miami-Dade County for conspiracy to commit fraud.

A first-year lawyer with a dog bite scar is definitely the right man for this job!

He has a doctorate too, so he's definitely the guy we need.

[Piazza31]

I am already looking into launching a class action lawsuit against the Marlins and the Commissioners for Miami-Dade County for conspiracy to commit fraud.

A first-year lawyer with a dog bite scar is definitely the right man for this job!

He has a doctorate too, so he's definitely the guy we need.

What he needs to use is that concealed weapon and permit he goes jogging with.

[mystikol87]

I am already looking into launching a class action lawsuit against the Marlins and the Commissioners for Miami-Dade County for conspiracy to commit fraud.

A first-year lawyer with a dog bite scar is definitely the right man for this job!

He has a doctorate too, so he's definitely the guy we need.

Don't forget about his house! And beautiful wife, of course.

[Miami_Marlins_fan]

F*** you guys. Just because you work as a shoe shiner on the courthouse steps, don't be hating.

[squall]

Wtf is this inside joke

[Miami_Marlins_fan]

It's a long story Squall. Everything I've said has been stretched and distorted to the point that I don't even bother and take it in stride.

Can't piss off potential future clients.

[Piazza31]

It's a long story Squall. Everything I've said has been stretched and distorted to the point that I don't even bother and take it in stride.

Can't piss off potential future clients.

Yeah, we're all Piss any shoe shiners. Your so full of sh*t.

And nothing has been stretched or distorted- we all quoted it in it is entirety with no exaggeration.

Just because your beautiful wife is f***ing the pool boy while you baby sit his kids in your beautiful house doesn't mean you'll be living in it much longer.

[squall]

Oh wait I remember now. Are you posting this from inside your Ferrari?

[Miami_Marlins_fan]

Can you leave my son out of it? I don't attack people's children, so no need to get nasty about mine.

PS: I drive a cheapo Fiat...I'm a sucker for tiny Italian cars. I wouldn't drive a Ferrari if you gave me one.

[mystikol87]

Who mentioned this alleged son, let alone was nasty about him? You live in a warped world....

[Miami_Marlins_fan]

Who mentioned this alleged son, let alone was nasty about him? You live in a warped world....

Piazza implied that my son wasn't mine (see the stuff about the pool boy's kid.) That was totally uncalled for. I can tolerate any BS anyone throws at me, you have to have a thin skin in my line of work. But don't bring my family into it...they have nothing to do with anything here. I don't say crap about your kids, so don't be bringing my son into it.

[el penguino]

I'm actually a fan of yours.

[mystikol87]

That was just a generalized dig; a thick skin you do not have.

[Miami_Marlins_fan]

Ok, let's get back on topic. Do you guys think the Marlins will still sign up Stanton? I have a bad feeling Loria may trade him away.

[Piazza31]

Can you leave my son out of it? I don't attack people's children, so no need to get nasty about mine.

PS: I drive a cheapo Fiat...I'm a sucker for tiny Italian cars. I wouldn't drive a Ferrari if you gave me one.

Never said your son, I said your babysitting his kids, don't stretch and exaggerate.

[Piazza31]

Ok, let's get back on topic. Do you guys think the Marlins will still sign up Stanton? I have a bad feeling Loria may trade him away.

You got it off topic, you deal with it. Us shoe shine boys don't know no better then gossip.

Ain't that right Mista Penguin?

With all due respect cuz mama ain't raise no fool, but...
You can do all the book learnin" you want but don't come to this side the tracks and expect to leave with you purty fiat, suh.

Lord have mercy.